Once upon a time there lived a comedian named Jon Stewart, who
was known for his ironic wit, his charming Jewishness, and his
tendency to act in 2nd-rate films. His fans were fine with this;
they didn't mind spending their extra cash on cheesy movies. But
then one day, Jon provided his voice for a straight-to-video catroon
so bad, that many his fans couldn't bear to watch it. The few
who did barely survived. However, one fan was able to capture
a few sounds from the movie, which you can find below.