Most sounds are WAVs, some are MP3s.

Personal favorites are marked with an asterisk *.


These sounds have been downsampled to AM radio quality to reduce download time. Large files have been further downsampled and may be somewhat staticky.

Please don't use sounds without permission! Collecting, recording, cropping, resampling, filtering, editing, fading, adjusting, testing, uploading, and verifying sound files is about as much fun as lancing blisters, and it takes much longer.


You will need RealOne Player or QuickTime Player to view the clips.

These video clips have been compressed to reduce download time. They may appear somewhat pixelated.

Please don't use videos without permission!

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