Jon Stewart is, in many ways,
the perfect talk-show host, a quick-witted, charismatic ad-libber
who's not afraid to take aim at targets both sacred (Mother
Teresa, Jesus Christ) and easy (Hanson, Martha Stewart). His
specialty, as anyone who has seen him on stage knows, is his
nimble, stream-of-consciousness wit and easy-going charm;
he's smug without seeming superior, unlike the unctuous Craig
Kilborn, whom Stewart will replace as the host of Comedy Central's
The Daily Show in January. If any contemporary comedian
should translate well to the printed page, it's Stewart, but
Naked Pictures Of Famous People is awfully slight and
uneven. For every winner like "The Recipe" (an awards-show
template recently reprinted, and more effectively packaged,
in The New Yorker), there are at least two half-baked
creative-writing assignments, such as "Lack Of Power:
The Ford Tapes" (which posits that Gerald Ford is--get
this!--a bumbling clod) and "Breakfast At Kennedy's,"
an overlong, repetitive diary entry recounting time spent
with the Kennedy family. "Pen Pals" does an amusing
job satirizing Mother Teresa and Princess Diana simultaneously,
and "Vincent And Theo On AOL" pulls off some clever
historical juxtaposition. (Historical figures occupy the bulk
of Naked Pictures, from Adolf Hitler to Jesus Christ
to Lenny Bruce.) Other pieces inspire occasional chuckles,
with bonus points awarded for celebrity-book pitfall-avoidance:
For the most part, Naked Pictures is neither cute,
cloying, and autobiographically self-indulgent (see: Paul
Reiser), nor pseudo-intellectual and self-satisfied (see:
Steve Martin's new 104-page, double-spaced opus). It's just
a mild, occasionally endearing trifle.