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Jon Stewart, College of William & Mary, class of '84 cutup, returned for homecoming weekend Oct. 27 and heard one student call him a hero. "It's nice to know that at a college that had Thomas Jefferson, I am your hero," said the host of Comedy Central's The Daily Show. Stewart, 39, reminisced about his college house ("111 Matoaka. Don't touch the carpet") and his maturity: "When I was your age, I was trying to have sex with you. Now I want to chaperon you to your next cotillion."

[Photo caption: Stewart on college: "Costs too much, takes too long."]