It's the day after Jon Stewart finished
hosting an upcoming prime- time Sesame Street anniversary
special, and the comic is ready to dish dirt on the muppets.
"Kermit was not there," he says, then lowers his
voice to a conspiratorial whisper. "I think he's in rehab."
But what's the hipper-than-thou, David-Letterman-favorite
Stewart doing hanging out with Big Bird? "Just recently,"
Stewart cracks, "I learned to read, and they were instrumental
in helping me." He turns serious, adding, "I guess
they ran through a list of other people they wanted to do
it and those people said no. I said yes. And it was a ball.
You remember them from when you were a kid. It freaks you
out. You're standing there singing a song with Bert and Ernie."
Still, don't expect a warm-and-fuzzy Stewart
when he headlines a Comedy Central-sponsored show at the Barrymore
Friday. His sharp brand of stand-up humor helped land him
more than 10 appearances on Letterman, and he's working
with Letterman's production company, Worldwide Pants, on various
projects. He also performed in an hourlong HBO special last
year after spending three years hosting cutting-edge talk
shows on MTV and in syndication.
But Stewart, who turns 35 later this month,
has been less visible this year. "One of the nice things
I've been able to do is, if nothing else is going on, I'll
go out on the road and do my act,'' he says.
"There are ups and downs in a career.
You can be cold in a second, but you can be hot in a second.
That's the bargain with the devil you make." Stewart,
in fact, is speaking from a New York office, where he operates
Busboy Productions, working to develop projects for Miramax
At present, he just received a script for
"Almost Romantic," a film he hopes to co-star in
with Janeane Garofalo. The film's synopsis: "We're at
a wedding and we've been friends for a long time. I kinda
like her, she kinda likes me, but we have trouble admitting
that to each other. The groom gets sick at the wedding, and
we take their wedding package."
Stewart approaches the movie business cautiously.
His experiences in recent years have been disappointing. "Basically,
my filmography is two unreleased movies and one that I got
cut out of.''
The latter film was The First Wives Club.
"When I got the part, I told everyone, `I'm in this movie,
I'm Goldie Hawn's boyfriend!' Then it's released, I'm not
in it, and I'm more embarrassed than anything,'' Stewart says.
A veteran stand-up comic, Stewart got his
national break working for MTV in 1993. His anything-goes
talk show reached a pinnacle when Stewart wound up on guest
William Shatner's lap. "I said, `You're about to go where
no man has gone before.'" Although he's happy with his
experience at MTV -- "They gave me a very long leash"
-- he zeros in on the outlet's quality.
"It's still style over substance. That's
been it's earmark since the beginning. I remember being in
college [William & Mary] when it came out, thinking, `Yeah,
I'm hungry like the wolf, Duran Duran is right!'" He
adds, "Look, you're never going to turn to MTV like the
way you turn to The Discovery Channel: `I watched MTV today
and I swear to God I learned a lot.' That's not the point."
In September 1994, Stewart's show jumped
to syndicated TV, but lasted only 10 months. Still, he remembers
several memorable moments.
"A guy brought trained condors and
one flew out in the audience, and we stood there dumbstruck
while it bit an audience member's back, '' Stewart says. "I
was staring at this huge bird gawking in the audience. The
trainer's sitting there, `Hey, man, maybe you should go to
commercial.' And I said [angrily], `Hey, maybe you should
get your bird.' The next night, Marilyn Manson was on and
they ended up lighting the stage on fire. I really thought
somebody was going to be killed that week.'"
Jon Stewart , with opening act Dave Attell
(screening of the raunchy, animated South Park follows
Stewart), 8 p.m. Friday, Barrymore Theatre, 2090 Atwood Ave.,
$8.50 in advance and $10.50 day of show, 241-8633.