Jon Stewart, 33 (stand-up comedian and actor,
in the upcoming Wishful Thinking)
On losing his virginity: I wasn't that young
-- I was seventeen and in college. I was just glad the girl didn't
know it was my first time, despite my going, "Yes, score!"...
But the floodgates didn't just open after that. I didn't come
out of the door with a pipe and a smoking jacket saying, "Next!"
On fantasy: I had what the French would call
a menage a trois, but what I would call two-ladies-I-met-in-a-bar.
It was incredibly awkward. I had enough trouble with one and then
there was another person sitting there going, "Uh-huh."
I was also still not too in tune with ... well, let me just say,
walk before you run. Boy, this is going to be one ugly piece of