"That is the most surreal thing that has happened to me," gasps Stewart, 30. "I can't believe she's cool and we get along. It's like when you have a fever and the walls seem to be moving." So is Cindy dumping husband Richard Gere and, as Stewart said from the stage, heading with him to a tropical paradise to indulge in things sexual?

Alas, sighs Stewart, it was that pesky fever talking. "For that to happen, there'd have to be some sort of rope and ether involved."